Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons