Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.