Doubloon Jokes

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!