Doubloon Jokes

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!