Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat?

Because he got a little c-stick.

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

What is a mortician's favorite side dish?

Gravy

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.