Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What is a mortician's favorite side dish?

Gravy