Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate call his idiot son?

A retarrrrrd

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled?

What have I got to luge

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

What is a mortician's favorite side dish?

Gravy

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.