Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy