How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.

Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes?

Because they do well with Ripostes.

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.