How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

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What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

Who has a higher recycling rate than a recycling plant?

r/Jokes

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.