How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

What's less funny than /r/Funny?

r/Jokes

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.