How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

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Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

dereted

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How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.