Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who would steal an artificial leg?

Im stumped.

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.