Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.