Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl