Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

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How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.