Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

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What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.