Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

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How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!

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What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation