Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do I look like?

A JOKE MACHINE!?

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!