Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

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Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation