What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What is another word for a python ?

A mega-bite !

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

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Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.