What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.