What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff