What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

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When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar