What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

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What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.