What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What would happen if the BLM people became white lives matter?

They would finally be right.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'