What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

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How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

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What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.