What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

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Head Russian...

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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A sawhorse!

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.