What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.