What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

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What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.