What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.