What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

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Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

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What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago