What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

How do you make any watch a stopwatch?

A: Don't wind it.

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting