What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

How do you make any watch a stopwatch?

A: Don't wind it.