How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.