How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.