Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!
Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Because at any moment they could bleet out
The ICU (I-see-you!)
Wonton-amo Bay
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Mourning wood!
Mourning wood.
Because they cantaloupe.
Elopping shears
