How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.