Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101
a) I don't know he also stole my watch.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Because there's a target on every corner.
The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning
To have his ghoul-stones removed.
Just Cause
The U.S. mint (cents)
Mourning wood.
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
Because they're cantaloupes.