How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger?

Fiscal therapy

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.