How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.