Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.