Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.