Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears