What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil?

A Chopin' knife!

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.