What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil?

A Chopin' knife!

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.