What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil?

A Chopin' knife!

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.