What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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They Argon...

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If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

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Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

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Go Bach and get a Handel on it!