What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Handel Jokes More Handel Jokes

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!