What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

What's the biggest moth in the world ?

A mammoth !

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How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.