Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
Try and find the TV island it belongs to.
Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.
Like a bowling ball.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
Lake Flaccid
Because they had no bars on their cells!
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Because it's eight more.
Tuskanini.
He was conducting.
