What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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A criminal record.

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Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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Santa. The other two don't exist.

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Hola Seniority

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Sushi bars and stop signs.

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A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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Sam-BOO!-ca

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The week force.

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Because he was a physicist.

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Because they have appeal

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Nothing, You already told her twice.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.