What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.