What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this

What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last?

A louger.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"