What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane