What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

What do you call five black cars that all crash into each other?

A three car pile-up.

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Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded