What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?

A flightoplankton.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!