Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.