Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.