Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel :)

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.