What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.