What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine