What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.