What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.