Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.