Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.