Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!