How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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If most people leave before shooting starts.

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People tell you."

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She got a Zebra.

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