What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

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What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed