What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

What's red and smells like paint?

Red paint

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.