What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

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What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed