Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

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Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.