Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.