Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Toenail Jokes More Toenail Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.