It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Nobody knows, the never get to keep the house.
Skinning the vegan.
My erection.
A: Catch.
A: He wanted to feed the mouse.