How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

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How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

removed

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.