How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM