How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

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How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !