What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.