What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.