What do you need to teach a blonde who ...

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Second Gear Jokes More Second Gear Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.