What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.