What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

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Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

Second Gear Jokes More Second Gear Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.