What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

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Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

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What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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Denim denim denim.

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I can't pair wines like this.

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A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

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Ted can swim away from an accident.