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Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
Yours.
Denim denim denim.
I can't pair wines like this.
A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Ted can swim away from an accident.