Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.