They don't need to, they glow in the dark...
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
Let's go fishing
30 because that's peasants work.
Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.
How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid
Because he overcame the dark side
A sheet in the dark!
Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next
None. They glow in the dark.
Ukrainian take away.
