How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

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With a knight light....

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.