How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.