What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...