What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)