What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...