Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.