Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..