Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator