Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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God doesn't punish anyone twice.

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Nothing. Trust me.

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It pokes holes in condoms.

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Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"