Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..