How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

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Because I've me herbivore.

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McDonald's knows how to use salt

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How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

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Get off me homes!

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Paint a goal line on your driveway.

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He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What is the healthiest college?

Rice

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

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How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.