How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!