How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

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Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn?

Running Stupid

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.