What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

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Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.