What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you?

gtNacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!