What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.