What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!