What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What are short men called?

Friends.

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

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What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.