What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

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What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!