What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

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What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

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Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

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What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.