What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

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Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.