Popeye Jokes

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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Tosses them off.

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Linoleum blownapart.

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What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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What's the Dumbest thing you've ever Done?

Thank you very much for honest sharing.

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

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What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

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What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

How do you make Instagram worthy coffee?

nofilter

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Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.