Popeye Jokes

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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Where do chicken strips find love?

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Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.