Popeye Jokes

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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Where do chicken strips find love?

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He gems out his dip cup

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What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

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How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

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Olive Oil.

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What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!