Popeye Jokes

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

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Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

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What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!