Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

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What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad