Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing