Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."