Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

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What do you find in a cloud's shorts?

Thunderpants!

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

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What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket