Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

What did Data find in Picard's gym sock?

The Next Generation

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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket