Buyer Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.