Buyer Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.