Buyer Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

User Jokes More User Jokes

What did the /r/science mod say to the user?

removed

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin