Curse Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Why doesn't Oedipus curse?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Who will carry on the ancient family curse?

they say.

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Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

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What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.