Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!