Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

How can you find Will Smith in the snow?

Because he's black

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!