What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

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An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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They both came in a little behind.

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None. They can't climb the ladder.

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Thank you very much, sir.

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About 3 weeks.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

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What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.