Bad Haircut Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

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Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

3 Week Jokes More 3 Week Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week