Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
And why is he always arguing with people?
Aren't they themselves a carry-on?
They both live underground. Except for the eagle.
Because it's out of the high rent district.
my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
fertilized"
Morning wood.
Free of charge, of course.
A. FireWeb .... of course!
Because they have cotton balls.
Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)
They don't have a pilots license.
Just receding.
