Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

Niagara Falls Jokes More Niagara Falls Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls