How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.