How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.