How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Which do you light first?

The match

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.