How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.