How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.