How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.