How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.