How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Where does light go to jail?

prism

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.