How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

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What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.