How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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A chauffeur.

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.