How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.