How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

80085

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.