How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.