How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

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How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.