How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

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What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.