How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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You turn off the lights.

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A Burrithoe

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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A: She opens the car door.

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.