How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.