Shine a flashlight in their ear.
None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)
Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!
Shine a torch in her ear!
he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.
Delighted.
