How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.