Shine Jokes

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.